National Limerick Day 12th May 2024
| Author | Date | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Brendan Lawlor | May 9 2024, 9:23am | Advance notice…Sunday is National Limerick Day National Limerick Days coming up fast When our poets and our bards have a blast So get writing those rhymes About these modern times Or even a blast from the past !! |
| Graham K. Bushe | May 9 2024, 10:02am | Dear auld Brendan, you are jumpin the gun, And I know youre just havin some fun But alas, you must wait For tis not the date When we all get to rhyme or to pun ;) |
| Alan Kennedy | May 9 2024, 10:35am | The thoughts of the Summer League has me Drooling But IMRA keeps harping bout Car-Pooling So I’m thinking of getting a bike Or I might even get a trike So hopefully that is the end of the Trolling |
| Mikey Fry | May 9 2024, 7:56pm | If you like limericks from Imra brendo You’ll surely fall over your pull over When your out cutting grass Running up the loafs ass The Bushe man can be found hugging the ground nice and round Eating sweets with the bees Following the breeze eating cheese with mr McGees… |
| Brendan Lawlor | May 12 2024, 8:58am | Mikey Fry , report writer of fame, But punctuation he won’t do, to his shame, ‘Standard Limericks’ says he, ‘You will not get from me’ But we love his aul rhymes all the same.. |
| Alice Clancy | May 12 2024, 10:08am | He’s a formidable sh*t stirrer is Lawlor, Almost as good as I am a faller, His posts stir up high dudgeon, Which makes him a bit of a curmudgeon? A Cheshire Cat-like cerveza-drinking forum-mauler! |
| Niall Corrigan | May 12 2024, 10:22am | I feel like I'm running through treacle, This weight belt they gave me 's inimical, It weighs on my soul, But I dug my own hole, Next race? Multi occupant vehicle. |
| Mikey Fry | May 12 2024, 2:18pm | Lawlor Bushe Ayling are well But don’t you get such a big stinky smell Steep to rocks slipping down No wonder why there pants are brown Leave it now and have some scones Sleeping on my old bones… |
| Paul McRedmond | May 12 2024, 8:32pm | Two years ago today Right in the middle of May I had a big win, Got hitched to A Flynn And with her I’m happy to stay |
| David Power | May 12 2024, 8:32pm | There once was a forum, where often there was decorum, but at times blustery winds, flush through us mountainous friends, until peace reigns, once again in the glens. |
| Brendan Lawlor | May 12 2024, 8:45pm | Carpooling’s all the rage nowadays Save the planet, so Louis Mullee says New friends from the blue And you’ll save money too Just remember it’s the passenger pays |
| Graham K. Bushe | May 12 2024, 10:55pm | My Sunday's a day for the hills Not keyboard or parchment and quills. But as day turns to night I suppose I could write, A few words to give Brendan his thrills. |
| Brian Kitson | May 12 2024, 10:55pm | For Liam there’s no problem a barrier, Til he discovered the poor aulde Hen Harrier, National Parks would complain, “On the ground she be layin’ “ “Shur feck it”, said Liam, “I’ll just carry her”. |
| Andreas Kusch | May 12 2024, 11:24pm | On Wednesday, we’ll race in Kilmac The winds are gonna be slack Graham has picked a new course Let’s hope we’re avoiding the gorse It should be a good bit of craic |
| Jason Kehoe | May 12 2024, 11:34pm | FAIR WARNING: In Wicklow, a relay race was arranged, Through valleys and hills, it was staged. But on Leg 6 beware, Avoid wrong turns if you dare, Or rule 7's wrath will be engaged. ;P |
| Brendan Lawlor | May 13 2024, 9:01am | Well done all Brian Kitson takes this years gong for his very topical entry.. til next year ! |
| Olwyn Sheehan | May 13 2024, 11:04am | Unfortunately my entry is a day late! Well done Brian Mountain running is my new hobby, I enjoy getting my feet nice and soggy, The trails clear the mind, Everyone is so kind, Except sometimes in the forum online! |
| Turlough Conway | May 14 2024, 12:36pm | In vest and shorts ran the young buck, Carry the gear? Did he f**k! Was assured he'd be spied, For not observing the guide, And out of the race he was struck! |
| Brendan Lawlor | May 14 2024, 2:03pm | Turlough C joined the party quiet late With strong language that some people hate But his message rings true So his entry will do Next year keep an eye on the date ! Thanks Turlough! |
| Olwyn Sheehan | May 14 2024, 10:17pm | Also wanted to add some shameless promotion for the new Church Mountain race: Did you hear the news from West Wickla, Liam Mooney has a race to treat ya, If you'd like your cares to dissolve, And your sins to be absolved, Church Mountain is the race to commit to! |
| Rob Tobin | May 15 2024, 12:31am | From the roadside at Toor It holds a certain allure Tis a fine auld ben Down in Hollywood Glen But be warned, this Church is a #oor. |
